The Pie Report has been on hiatus, and for good reason: an unsightly spare tyre appeared around my waist. I've taken to the task of removing said spare tyre to hand with daily dances to favourite tracks, like On The Run by The Flaming Lips or Mr Disco by New Order or Munich by The Editors. After six weeks without a pie, I succumbed today and ordered a Steak Dianne pie from Ridgey Didge Pies in Abermain - alarm bells should have rang. How did it fare? Not well.